Deep Down, We’re All Pulling for LC and Stephen, Right?

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Things are just changing ridiculously fast for “The Hills” girls. Last episode they brought up getting a house together, now they actually HAVE a house together! And, as suspected, “all the girls” consist of LC, Lo, and Audrina. Cue opening credits, and then we find LC and Lo getting coffee and discussing how Stephen Colletti will be at the house warming party. For those of you “Laguna” and “Hills” viewers who do not remember Stephen Colletti, you live under a rock and I cannot possibly explain his turbulent relationship with LC.  In any case, Lo asked, “How long did you guys like each other during high school…and after…?” to which LC answered (dramatically), “I never really stopped, I dunno,” to which I said, “OHHHHHHHH HOT DAMN!” It’s the little things in life that satisfy me.

Anyway, the house warming party was a blast! At least it looked like a blast. And for some reason, LC now has three juicers, because apparently if you’re getting someone a housewarming gift, a juicer is the most obvious thing to give. The toaster is now the gift of the past. In any case, it’s worth noting that Stephanie Pratt was a no show at the party because Heidi showed up at her apartment and decided to pull the “I can’t believe you’re friends with her” crap.

Well, so after Stephen showed up at the party, one thing lead to another and before you know it, he’s picking up LC for dinner one evening where they discussed how everyone in the world is rooting for them to be together. It’s true. We are. But really, get the hell over yourself. It’s one thing for us to care, but the fact that you sit at dinner and discuss how much we care makes you sound quite egocentric, so just shut up.

And that was that basically. From what we can tell, the show is angling to make things look promising for Stephen and LC, but I doubt it. Can’t explain that instinct, I just happen to know the inner workings of scripted reality television.